the vast majority of people will read this and go "what is the point"

Two dogs are hanging out by the water cooler, chatting.

“bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark”

then they try to drink out of the water cooler and get the water all over their sloppy jowls.

“So how is your wife, Rover?” Scrambles says.

“She is a dog and so am I,” says Rover.