sex as a series of ones and zeroes

I was playing a videogame
a lame game about dragons and elves
and the like
you know the typical fantasy setting
with the myriads of predictable monsters
and huge breasted women
one woman offered to have sex with my wizard
I thought that sounded okay
but another woman
a bard that I traveled with
wanted to have sex with me I guess
and got mad at me
for the aforementioned sex excursion
and I can tell that I am Fucked
when even the videogame women
are turning against me
and disappointed in my life choices